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Sarah Palin – I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam

Sarah Palin, insprired by Ted Cruz who read “Green Eggs and Ham” during his filibuster last year, rewrote the Dr. Seuss classic during her brilliant speech at CPAC 2014.


Sarah Palin – I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam

“I do not like this Uncle Sam.
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like — oh, just you wait —
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their crony deals.
I do not like this spying, man,
I do not like, ‘Oh, Yes we can.’
I do not like this spending spree,
we’re smart, we know there’s nothing free.
I do not like reporters’ smug replies
when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope,
and we won’t take it,
nope, nope, nope

via Gateway Pundit

Previously:
Dr. Seuss: I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam

 

Amusing

The Drunk Cat In The Hat

Drunk Cat In The Hat

 

Id like another drink I think
Another drink to make me pink
I think ill drink until I stink
Ill drink until i cannot blink
 
Perhaps I’ll have a shot of rye
The rye I spy with my own eye
Some rye to make me fly so high
I think that i can touch the sky
 
Or maybe I will have some rum
Its not so dumb to want some rum
I’ll drink and fall upon my bum
Or maybe contemplate my thumb
 
Some vodka would be very nice
Or wine, or maybe scotch on ice
Perhaps Kahlua would entice
I’ll drink it once, I’ll drink it twice
 
Perhaps some gin to make me grin
Its not a sin to want some gin
A 26 will make me spin
And then i will begin again
 
I want some beer to make me cheer
Hurray! Hurrah! A cheer for beer!
I will not stick it in my ear
Hurrah! Hurray! I’m here for beer
 
I’ll drink with my friends Jack and Ron
I’ll drink until my livers gone
I’ll invite Sam and Bud and you
And Captain Morgan can come, too
 
I’m loaded now, I have to go
My brain is working very slow
There’s just one thing I need to know:
Where is the can? I have to go!

 

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