Adam & Eve’s Pets

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May 042015
 

Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.’”

And God said, “I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or un-lovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.”

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

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And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, “Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”

And God said, “I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.”

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And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

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After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, ‘Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.’

And God said, “I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.”

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

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And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

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And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.

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And God was pleased..
And Dog was happy.

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And the Cat . . . 

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didn’t give a sh*t one way or the other. (Please excuse the cat’s language!)

 

Can Dogs Detect Cancer In Humans?

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May 012015
 
Can Dogs Detect Cancer In Humans

Photo Credit: BBC Video

This video tells a story of a dog who detected cancer in his owner after a scan and mammogram failed to pick it up.

A dog can detect the smell of a drop of blood in an Olympic size swimming pool. That is how sensitive dogs are to smell. Humans can smell cancer through their own breath in later stages, so it makes sense that dogs can smell cancer in humans at stage zero. Stage zero cancer detection is an astonishing miracle, and to date, has only been accomplished by canine.

The stories started about 25 years ago when a woman who owned a border collie mix, had mole on her leg. The dog started to fixate on the mole. It escalated in the following weeks from the dog licking the mole to the dog actually biting at it, as if to remove it. The woman became concerned and finally went to see a doctor to discover the mole had turned into malignant melanoma. Many other similar stories have been reported since; stories of dogs alerting their owners of all sorts of medical problems from minor diseases to every type of cancer.

In cases where dogs were involved in alerting their owners of cancer, it is usually detected early enough to be treatable. The sooner the diagnosis, the greater the chance for a positive outcome.

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