Tag: Depression

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The Obama Recession Hurts Everybody

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas, is now managed by Somali pirates.

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After Two Years Of Obama

Pass it on!

January 2009

 TODAY
% chg
Source
Avg.. Retail price/gallon gas in U.S.

 $1.83

 $3.44
84%
 1
Crude oil, European Brent (barrel)

 $43..48

 $99..02
127.7%
 2
Crude oil, West TX Inter. (barrel)

 $38..74

 $91..38
135.9%
 2
Gold: London (per troy oz.)

 $853.25

 $1,369.50
60.5%
 2
Corn, No.2 yellow, Central IL

 $3.56

 $6.33
78.1%
 2
Soybeans, No. 1 yellow, IL

 $9.66

 $13..75
42.3%
 2
Sugar, cane, raw, world, lb. Fob

 $13..37

 $35..39
164.7%
 2
Unemployment rate, non-farm, overall

 7.6%

 9.4%
23.7%
 3
Unemployment rate, blacks

 12.6%

 15.8%
25.4%
 3
Number of unemployed

 11,616,000

 14,485,000
24.7%
 3
Number of fed. Employees

 2,779,000

 2,840,000
2.2%
 3
Real median household income

 $50,112

 $49,777
-0.7%
 4
Number of food stamp recipients

 31,983,716

 43,200,878
35.1%
 5
Number of unemployment benefit recipients

 7,526,598

 9,193,838
22.2%
 6
Number of long-term unemployed

 2,600,000

 6,400,000
146.2%
 3
Poverty rate, individuals 

 13.2%

 14.3%
8.3%
 4
People in poverty in U.S. 

 39,800,000

 43,600,000
9.5%
 4
U.S.. Rank in Economic Freedom World Rankings

 5

 9
n/a
 10
Present Situation Index 

 29.9

 23.5
-21.4%
 11
Failed banks 

 140

 164
17.1%
 12
U.S.. Dollar versus Japanese yen exchange rate

 89.76

 82.03
-8.6%
 2
U.S.. Money supply, M1, in billions 

 1,575.1

 1,865.7
18.4%
 13
U.S.. Money supply, M2, in billions 

 8,310.9

 8,852.3
6.5%
 13
National debt, in trillions

 $10..627

 $14..052
32.2%
 14

Just take this last item: In the last two years we have accumulated national debt at a rate more than 27 times as fast as during the rest of our entire nation’s history.Over 27 times as fast. Metaphorically speaking, if you are driving in the right lane doing 65 MPH and a car rockets past you in the left lane. 27 times faster, it would be doing 7,555 MPH! 

Sources1) U.S. Energy Information Administration; (2) Wall Street Journal; (3) Bureau of Labor Statistics; (4) Census Bureau; (5) USDA; (6) U.S. Dept. Of Labor; (7) FHFA; (8) Standard & Poor’s/Case-Shiller; (9) RealtyTrac; (10) Heritage Foundation and WSJ; (11) The Conference Board; (12) FDIC; (13) Federal Reserve; (14) U.S. Treasury

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The ‘Hope and Change’ Sticky Note Campaign

Video Description:

Purchase a pad of large sticky notes. Write on each one, “How’s that Hope & Change working out for you?” Every time you stop to fill your vehicle with gas, place your sticky note somewhere on the pump before you drive away. DO NOT be destructive in ANY way! Place your sticky note somewhere, so as not to impede the next customer’s ability to read the pump’s digital readout.

After placing your sticky note, please consider taking a digital picture, then uploading it to our wall. Please tell us in which city and state the picture was taken. This is meant to be a “quiet” protest by our silent majority of Americans, to be served upon this administration!! Thank you all for your support!

*** For media interview requests, please e-mail me at [email protected] ***

Please Note: This is meant to be an ongoing event! Facebook limits the duration for any event created, to a term of not more than four months. It is my desire that we continue on with this event until Jan. 20th, 2013, when a new President will take his or her’s oath of office! Now, plan your trips to the office supply stores, America! We have a message to deliver! GO TEAM!!! Lo

Places to stick your sticky’s!
01. The Gym
02. Food Stores, NOT on food items, i.e. packages, boxes,etc. Front edges of shelves only.
03. Gas Stations
04 Doctor’s Offices
05. Restrooms, on the toilet, sink, mirror, door, towel dispenser, etc.
06. Self Check Out Machines, right where the change comes out.
07. Hunting Clubs
08. Bars
09. Shopping carts, on the handle, baby seat, etc.
10. Bulletin Boards in stores
11. Red Boxes
12. Leave Fliers in empty shopping carts
13. Your Electric and Water Meters
14. Flea Markets
15. Resort Areas you visit
16 The “Mom and Pop” stores.
17. Your Computer, Bulletin Board, Desk, etc. at work! It will generate some questions.
18. ATM’s, where the money comes out.
19. Fast Food Drive, on the order screen.
20. Fast Food Restrooms, on the toilet, sink, mirror, door, towel dispenser, etc.
21. Car Washes
22. Laundry Mats

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