“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” ~ George Carlin
Tag: Comedians
David Andrew Brent – Arnold Schwarzenegger
That is undoubtedly the best impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger I’ve ever heard.
Enjoy!
Voice actor/impressionist David Andrew Brent is backstage at the 4th Annual Brantford Comedy Festival, where he impersonates Arnold Schwarzenegger, telling the story of how he came to visit the festival.
Zach Anner – Workout Wednesdays
Zach Anner is an inspirational comedy genius. This video is one of the most motivating, funny and heartwarming things I’ve seen in a long time.
His running commentary is hilarious.
Baby Steps
I’m Zach Anner and I was born prematurely with a condition called cerebral palsy, so I’ve gotten to zoom around in a wheelchair my whole life. If you aren’t disabled yet, it’s a blast, so give it a shot!
As a kid, my favorite movies growing up were Three Amigos, Pete’s Dragon, and Batman. Only now do I realize how awkward it must have been for strangers when a wide-eyed four year old in a wheelchair and rolled up and asked,”Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
When I was five years old, I asked my physical therapist if I could kiss her breasts. She said no, and I’ve had the same luck with women ever since.