Cats At The Supermarket

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Jun 122016
 

A funny German commercial?

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Who always liked amused by cat videos, may be promise of the 75sekündigen clip entertainment. In a scale replica net branch cats do everything they usually accounts on the internet audience favorites. Push little cart around them squeeze into small gaps and look out of the carton and scare them in the produce department over cucumbers. Generally seems a purchase at net – at least for cats – to be more exciting than expected: Both Surprised Kitten and the Cat OMG make an appearance at the discounter. The one is happy about the whole milk, the other can not put the supply of tuna cans.

But behind the general entertainment value stuck well calculated product messages: So the cat attacks from the confectionery shelf not Veggie kittens of Candies World, but the Veggie mice. In the drinks department Nomnom Cat holding a wordy plea before the Coca-Cola Regal. But the Dramatic Cat ineptly unimpressed the last can of net mark Blackcat Energy Drink and keeps it in the camera – of course with a dramatischne expression.

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The Truth About Animals

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May 132016
 

The Truth About Animals

  • A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
  • An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
  • Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
  • Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
  • Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
  • Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
  • Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
  • Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
  • Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
  • Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful
  • I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
  • I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
  • I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?
  • If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.
  • In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
  • No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
  • Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
  • People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
  • Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
  • Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
  • We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?
  • When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
  • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

 

How Do Cats Use Their Whiskers?

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Apr 262016
 

How do cats use their whiskers to catch their prey? This incredible slow motion footage reveals their deadly secret.

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How do cats use their whiskers to catch their prey? Using slow motion you can see the whiskers move into an attack position… Taken from Cats Uncovered.