Tag: Bumper Stickers

I wanted to let you all know that earlier today I received my “Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack” from the White House.

It contained:

•  A parachute
•  An ‘Obama Hope and Change’ bumper sticker
•  A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign
•  A ‘Blame Boehner’ poster
•  A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner
•  An application for unemployment
•  An application for food stamps
•  A prayer rug
•  A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
•  And if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish.