A time-lapse movie shows oil from spill spreading in the Gulf of Mexico, using images from NASA satellites.
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President Visits Coast After Unfortunate Mix-up Between the Words “Gulf” and “Golf”
Due to an embarrassing mix up today President of the United States Buraq Obama was forced to spend 15 minutes viewing the devastation that a several month old oil spill has wreaked upon the Gulf of Mexico and the several states whose coastlines buttress with that famed body of water. The confusion lay in a memo charting out the President’s itinerary for this week and a typo contained therein that had accidentally substituted the word “gulf” for the word “golf”. And so instead of being spirited away to another vacation where the President had intended to drop the ball on 18 holes he was instead forced to confront a situation where he had only failed to address one.
Upon seeing the magnitude of this travesty a shocked Obama remarked upon how awful it was that something of this nature and scope could occur without him being aware of it and opined that his lack of properly being briefed in the matter was no doubt the fault of the previous administration. The President’s substantial distress was relieved greatly, however, when it was explained to him that just because the spill was occurring in the Gulf of Mexico was no reason to believe that any Mexican’s would be adversely affected by it. Quite the contrary, the disaster seemed poised to mostly harm Americans. Upon hearing this good news the President directed that he immediately be relocated to the nearest Sandals Beach Resort so he catch up on the latest issue of Cosmo while sipping an Arugula Martini and engaging in the important and serious work of planning another party at The White House and another tax payer funded 3 million dollar date night with Michelle in New York City.
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Picture Of The Day: Yes We Can
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A brown pelican coated in heavy oil wallows in the surf on Friday, June 4, on East Grand Terre Island, La.
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