I wanted to let you all know that earlier today I received my “Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack” from the White House.
It contained:
- A parachute
- An ‘Obama Hope and Change’ bumper sticker
- A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign
- A ‘Blame Boehner’ poster
- A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner
- An application for unemployment
- An application for food stamps
- A prayer rug
- A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
- And if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish.
