There is virtually no hope for the western civilization any more. Put a fork in it… it’s done!
Oct 112012
Oct 112012
Survivor, Texas Style
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Oct 112012
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, the state of Texas is planning to do one entitled:
Survivor, Texas Style
The eight (8) contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin & San Antonio.
Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth. Finally, back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that reads:
1 ~ I’m a Democrat
2 ~ Amnesty for Illegals
3 ~ I love the Dixie Chicks
4 ~ Boycott Beef
5 ~ I Voted for Obama
6 ~ George Strait Sucks
7 ~ Re-elect Obama in 2012
8 ~ I’m here to confiscate your guns
The 1st one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas!
Oct 102012
Nobama Beer
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Oct 102012
A true American patriotic beer for the masses.
A local brewer’s politically charged beer is making Oklahomans tipsy.
‘Nobama Brew,’ made by Huebert Brewing Company, has become the beer of choice for many Oklahomans who aren’t fans of the president.
Brewery owner Rick Huebert is not shy about his political leanings.
“I’ve never been a fan of Obama,” Huebert said.
Huebert has been brewing as much Nobama beer as he can to meet demand.
He said he’s sold thousands of bottles just in the past few weeks.
“The phones have been constantly ringing, my email keeps locking up and we’re out of beer. I’ve got to make more beer,” Huebert said.
Tracy Wise, co-owner of The Bootlegger liquor store in Moore, said it’s the political message that has Oklahomans reaching for Nobama.
“As soon as people knew we had it, we started selling them. The sales have picked up quite a bit,” Wise said.
But Huebert thinks the flavor of the malt-infused wheat beer also keeps Oklahomans coming back for more.
“After they sit down and drink it, [customers say] ‘I’ve got to share this with my buddy,’” Huebert said.
Huebert said the idea for an anti-Obama beer originally came from a group out of Tulsa, who brought the idea to him months ago.