As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is BACTERIA. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli, (E. Coli bacteria) – found in feaces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of POOP.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = POOP. Wine and Beer = HEALTH.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine/beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of SHIT.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.”