World Record Leg Hair

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Oct 102007
 


This qualifies as news?

Man goes for world record leg hair.

Wes Pemberton thinks he may have a world record. He’s submitted a hair on his leg as the world’s longest leg hair. A hair on his calf measures about five inches. The world record is 4.88 inches.

Pemberton says he works on taking care of the hair, to the point of even washing it with conditioner. He had several police officers in Tyler verify the length of the hair for his world record submission.

“Once that done,” he says, “I’m going to pluck it and hang it next to the certificate.”

More Proof That Global Warming Is Bull Sh*t

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Oct 092007
 

Greenhouse gas emissions hit danger mark: scientist.

The following statement proves that they don’t what the hell they are talking about. They can’t even predict tomorrow’s weather let alone climate change.

“We thought we’d be at that threshold within about a decade,” Flannery told Australian television late on Monday.

“We thought we had that much time. But the new data indicates that in about mid-2005 we crossed that threshold,” he said.

“What the report establishes is that the amount of greenhouse gas in the atmosphere is already above the threshold that could potentially cause dangerous climate change.”

Cow Jailed For Causing Traffic Accidents That Killed At Least Six People

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Oct 092007
 

Cow in custody after traffic accidents.

A COW is in custody after causing traffic accidents that killed at least six people this year, Cambodian police say.

The cow, described by police as white and 1.5m tall, was standing in the middle of a main road in the Cambodian capital of Phom Penh last night when a motorcyclist crashed into it and died.

Earlier this year, the cow was responsible for an accident that killed five people when a truck veered off the road and crashed as its driver tried to avoid the animal.

Police officer Pin Doman said he was holding the cow at his police station.

He said the cow’s owner had been warned four times in the past to keep his cattle tied up and could face prison time, the Associated Press reported.

DNC Pharmaceuticals New Drug Tryphorgetin

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Oct 052007
 

Do you want or need to forget the Clinton’s history? Well here’s a new drug from DNC Pharmaceuticals called Tryphorgetin.



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