If he were alive, Peter Boyle would have been 72 this past week. Here is some weekend entertainment a day early.
Wife Of Impeached Former President Clinton To Be Probed
Is Hillary Clinton just Richard Nixon in a pant suit?
Hillary’s Cell Phone Spying to be Probed
Republicans plan to skewer presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton over her position on government surveillance, capitalizing on allegations in a recent book that Clinton listened to a secretly recorded conversation between political opponents.
In the book “Her Way,” former New York Times investigative reporter Jeff Gerth and Times investigative reporter Don Van Natta Jr. wrote that during Bill Clinton’s 1992 presidential campaign, “Hillary’s defense activities ranged from the inspirational to the microscopic to the down and dirty.
“She received memos about the status of various press inquiries, she vetted senior campaign aides; and she listened to a secretly recorded audiotape of a phone conversation of Clinton critics plotting their next attack.”
As Newsmax reported in June, “The tape contained discussions of another woman who might surface with allegations about an affair with Bill. Bill’s supporters monitored frequencies used by cell phones, and the tape was made during one of those monitoring sessions.”
Mickey Kaus at Slate magazine noted: “Isn’t [secret phone monitoring] not so legal? … I’m no expert, but it looks like a potential minefield for Hillary.”
Several legal experts told The Hill newspaper that it was illegal to intercept cell phone messages in 1992.
In August, Clinton voted against an emergency law that temporarily expanded the government’s power to conduct surveillance on American soil without a warrant.
A month earlier, she outlined her privacy bill of rights, which includes the right to sue when privacy rules have been violated.
A GOP official told The Hill: “Hillary Clinton’s campaign hypocrisy continues to know no bounds. It is rather unbelievable that Clinton would listen in to conversations being conducted by political opponents, but refuse to allow our intelligence agencies to listen in to conversations being conducted by terrorists as they plot and plan to kill us.
“Team Clinton can expect to see and hear this over and over again over the course of the next year.”
Cow Flatulence: The Silent But Deadly Source Of Greenhouse Gases
The Los Angeles Times is reporting this as serious news. It sounds more like something you would see in the Weekly World News.
Livestock are a leading source of greenhouse gases. Why isn’t anyone raising a stink?
It’s a silent but deadly source of greenhouse gases that contributes more to global warming than the entire world transportation sector, yet politicians almost never discuss it, and environmental lobbyists and other green activist groups seem unaware of its existence.
That may be because it’s tough to take cow flatulence seriously. But livestock emissions are no joke.
Potty Mouth: Woman Arrested For Shouting Profanities At Her Overflowing Toilet
Police cite woman for potty mouth: cussing out her toilet.
Talk about a potty mouth.
A Scranton woman who allegedly shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct, authorities said.Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300.
“It doesn’t make any sense. I was in my house. It’s not like I was outside or drunk,” Herb told The Times-Tribune of Scranton.
“The toilet was overflowing and leaking down into the kitchen and I was yelling (for my daughter) to get the mop.”
Herb doesn’t recall exactly what she said, but she admitted letting more than a few choice words fly near an open bathroom window Thursday night.
Her next-door neighbor, a city police officer who was off-duty at the time, asked her to keep it down, police said. When she continued, the officer called police.
Mary Catherine Roper, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union in Philadelphia, took issue with the citation.
“You can’t prosecute somebody for swearing at a cop or a toilet,” she said.
Cemetery Workers In Iraq May Go Hungry Thanks To The Surge
Evil George Bush is taking work away from cemetery workers in Iraq!
This is all the proof we need that the surge is working.
As violence falls in Iraq, cemetery workers feel the pinch.
At what’s believed to be the world’s largest cemetery, where Shiite Muslims aspire to be buried and millions already have been, business isn’t good.
A drop in violence around Iraq has cut burials in the huge Wadi al Salam cemetery here by at least one-third in the past six months, and that’s cut the pay of thousands of workers who make their living digging graves, washing corpses or selling burial shrouds.
Few people have a better sense of the death rate in Iraq.

