Canada Could Make Out Like Bandits From Global Warming

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Nov 162007
 

Here is news that Al Gorezerra may not want to hear.

Global Warming Hysteria headline of the day:
Global warming winner? Bet on Canada


Predicted climate change might not be bad for everyone.

Canada would be a net economic winner, according to an April U.N. report cited by a number of authorities in interviews in recent days. The paper predicted that milder temperatures would expand agriculture while boosting the economy with lower winter heating bills.

Yale University economics and environment professor Robert Mendelsohn lists a number of gains that Canada could expect from a 50- to 100-year shift to a generally warmer and wetter climate.

Among them would be the ability to grow fruit and vegetables in areas that now are useful only for grain, and the opening of iced-over Arctic waters to navigation and other commercial uses.

“Canadians will clearly be better off in the future than they are today. I can say that with confidence,” he said. “The most dramatic gains could be in agriculture, depending on precipitation.”

However, the complexity of global climate and limited understanding of data pose major problems in modeling climate change.

Mr. Mendelsohn said many of the consequences of global warming are unknown, such as changes in the type and size of cloud cover and precipitation.

Small changes, he said, “can cause lots of feedback.”

For the U.S., he said, warming trends will likely cause worse droughts, like the one currently threatening Georgia”s north, and a population shift northward.

Michael McCracken, CEO of the Ottawa-based economic research firm Informetrica Ltd., said “no one knows” what will happen.

He said some forecasters expect much colder winters and much hotter summers, which will create adjustment problems across Canada. Such changes would also bring such “social” costs, such as building seawalls around low-lying cities or moving their populations, and “individual” costs such as higher prices and taxes.

The problem, he said, is that world weather changes “are running ahead of the models,” so “the worry factor is high and growing.”

Stephen Leeb, New York-based investment analyst and editor of the Complete Investor newsletter, said that society has developed according to a fairly steady climate pattern and that change will not come easily if there is a dramatic shift.

Comparing the world to a city that has developed with people on the periphery and agriculture in the middle, if the inside becomes less productive for farming and the outskirts more productive, a theoretical shift is possible, but, he asked, “What do you do with all the buildings?”

According to Mr. Leeb, any dramatic climate change will not likely occur as a catastrophic shift in annual weather patterns but in up-and-down trends, with several years of warming followed by a sudden surge in repetitive cold weather.

The real question, Mr. Leeb said, is energy and whether Americans will find a solution to oil overuse and foreign dependency or take the consequences in terms of the environment and the economy if supplies run short and a fossil-fuel-dependent economy is left out in the heat and the cold.

Cato Institute senior fellow Pat Michaels shrugs off climate concerns as a matter of adapting and developing the economy around new inventions and innovations.

The problem of possible water shortages in places like California, he said, are more affected by the tens of millions of people who have moved there in recent decades than by any legislative efforts to save 50 feet of snow on nearby mountaintops. He said that if water or food supplies are affected by climate changes, the problem will be solved “when the pricing system comes into play.”


Do Lobsters Feel Pain When You Cook Them Alive?

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Nov 162007
 

The scientific question of the day is: Do lobsters feel pain when you cook them alive?

Hint: Animal rights wackos hold your ears.

Answer:
If you answered no, you were wrong! The correct answer is a resounding yes. If they weren’t so unbelievably delicious, I might care.

Study Says Lobsters Feel Pain


A new study concludes that crustaceans, like those tasty, succulent lobsters, likely do feel pain when you throw them into a pot of merrily boiling water.

Robert Elwood, a professor of animal behavior at Queen’s University in Belfast, Ireland, and the co-author of a new study on crustaceans and pain published in the Journal of Animal Behavior, talks about the drama in the kitchen.

On our blog, we’ll link to the study and a video on the humane way to cook a lobster. Hint: Kill it first.


Everybody Involved In The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy Step Right Up And Get Your Hillary Clinton Voodoo Doll

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Nov 152007
 

Poking fun at Hillary has never been more literal!

Hillary Clinton Voodoo Doll


Can’t wait until the Democratic Caucus to share your opinions? Why not make your stand in style with this one-of-a-kind Hillary Clinton Voodoo Doll!

Love her or hate her, this polarizing politician is attracting all kinds of attention these days. If you’re looking to put this opportunistic political climber in her place, perhaps a couple of pins in those stern, wily eyes will detour her fixation on the presidency…
Or, simply display her proudly next to your “Vote Hillary!” buttons. It’s all up to you!
Completely handmade from soft, highly stabbable materials, this creepy doll stands at 12.5 inches high (arm span of 13 inches, 2.5 inches wide at the hips). Just like her real PR team, I’ve put great care and detail into her embroidered face, her tan power suit and high heeled shoes, and her pearl necklace and earrings. She comes complete with good and evil voodoo pins, and the official “Let’s Get Stabbing!” voodoo guide to cursing (or assisting) your subject.

Treat yourself or your politically-minded friends to the perfect gift. If you have a ‘hard dog to keep on the porch’, maybe all he needs is a beautiful new Hillary Clinton chew toy!


Nov 152007
 

More Clinton Funny Money: Recipients Of Bill Clinton’s Controversial 11th-Hour Pardons Donated Thousands To Hillary’s Presidential Campaign

Recipients Of Bill Clinton's 11th-Hour Pardons Donated To Hillary's Campaign

It seems that not only is Hillary taking money from questionable Chinese donors but she is also not tipping waitresses with money she is taking from Bill’s controversial pardons.

The media’s response – chip, chirp.

Hillary Clinton Takes Cash From Recipients of Husband’s Controversial Pardons

Three recipients of controversial 11th-hour pardons issued by former President Bill Clinton in January 2001 have donated thousands of dollars to the presidential campaign of his wife, Democratic front-runner Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., according to campaign finance records examined by ABC News, in what some good government groups said created an appearance of impropriety.

“It’s not illegal,” Melanie Sloan, executive director of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, told ABC News. “But, of course, it’s inappropriate and she should return the money. It does raise the appearance that this is payback.

“One can only hope that she wasn’t yet aware of who made the donations,” said Sloan.

“We have raised over $65 million from over 200,000 people,” said Clinton campaign manager Howard Wolfson, adding sarcastically, “I appreciate your bringing the instance of this $5,300 and these three people to our attention.”

Pardonees Donate to Clinton

One of the pardonees who has become a donor to Sen. Clinton is David Herdlinger, a former prosecutor in Springdale, Ark., who, according to press accounts at the time of his pardon pleaded guilty in 1986 to mail fraud after taking bribes to reduce or drop charges against defendants charged with drunken driving offenses.

Now a life and business coach in Georgia, Herdlinger was pardoned by President Clinton in January 2001; he donated $1,000 to Sen. Clinton’s presidential campaign in August.

Insurance agent Alfredo Regalado, who gave Hillary Clinton $2,000, was pardoned by her husband for failing to “report the transportation of currency in excess of $10,000 into the United States,” according to the Department of Justice.

Allegedly Mishandled Government Secrets

John Deutch is a different case, having served as President Clinton’s CIA director.

Pardoned by President Clinton for charges he had mishandled government secrets — but before the Department of Justice could file the proper paperwork against him — Deutch, now a professor at MIT, gave Sen. Clinton the maximum allowable donation, $2,300.

Neither Herdlinger nor Regalado nor Deutch could be reached for comment.

“This is another argument for restoring the presidential public financing system,” said Common Cause’s Mary Boyle. “Is there an appearance here that this is kind of a payback for the pardons? I’m sure it could look that way for some people. But they’re exercising their free and perfectly legal right to give a campaign contribution.”

Controversial Pardons

The 177 pardons and commutations President Clinton issued in the closing hours of his presidency in January 2001 ignited a firestorm of controversy, most especially the one issued for financier Marc Rich, considered the biggest tax cheat in history, whom Rudy Giuliani had successfully indicted as a U.S. attorney.

But other controversies more closely involved Hillary Clinton.

In August 2000, during her first Senate run, Clinton met with the Hasidic community in New Square, where many members were working to obtain clemency for four members of their community who had been convicted of stealing tens of millions of dollars from the state and federal government.

The town overwhelmingly voted for Clinton, and in January 2001, the four men were granted clemency. Hillary Clinton had met with members of the community in August 2000, but said the issue did not come up.

The subject of clemency was raised in a December 2000 meeting between President Clinton and Sen.-elect Clinton, and leaders of the village, but the outgoing-first lady said at the time she had no opinion.

In June 2002, then-U.S. attorney James Comey closed an investigation into the matter with no action against anyone.

Clinton’s Brothers Paid

Hillary Clinton’s brother Hugh Rodham , was paid approximately $200,000 from Almon Glenn Braswell, whom President Clinton pardoned for mail fraud and perjury, as was Carlos Vignali, whose sentence for cocaine trafficking was commuted. News of his involvement in the pardon controversy prompted an outrage in Washington, D.C.

“I knew nothing about my brother’s involvement in these pardons,” Sen. Clinton said at the time. “I knew nothing about his taking money for his involvement.”

The Clintons asked Hugh Rodham to return the cash, which he did.

Hillary Clinton’s brother Tony Rodham was paid $244,769 over 2½ years by a carnival company, United Shows of America, owned by Edgar and Vonna Jo Gregory. The Gregorys had been convicted of bank fraud and were seeking pardons. Tony Rodham has said he mentioned their pardon application to his brother-in-law, who ultimately granted the Gregorys a pardon. But Rodham said he was not paid for anything having to do with the pardon.

The estate of the Gregorys sued Tony Rodham this year, saying $107,000 if the money he received was a loan. Rodham and the estate settled the case in September.