Illinois Congressman Claims Racial Profiling After Saying “I’m not one of these people who cry racism”

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Nov 242007
 

Playing the race card always pisses me off.

U.S. Rep. Danny Davis (D – dumb ass) insists that “I’m not one of these people who cry racism.” However, that’s exactly what he’s doing after getting a traffic ticket for swerving over the center line.

Ill. Congressman Claims Racial Profiling


An Illinois congressman said he was a victim of racial profiling when police gave him a traffic ticket alleging he swerved over the center line.

U.S. Rep. Danny Davis, who is black, said he will go to traffic court to challenge the $75 ticket given to him early Monday by two white officers.

“I’m not one of these people who cry racism,” Davis told The Associated Press on Friday. “I’m a person who believes in hard work and follows the rules.”

Davis, 66, said he was on his way home from co-hosting his Sunday late-night radio talk show, “Talking to the People,” and was driving with three black passengers when he was stopped.

“I know that I had not weaved. I mean, I’m not senile,” he told the Chicago Tribune. “Had I weaved, I would have said ‘I thought I saw a pothole,’ or a snake, or something.”

Interim Police Supt. Dana Starks said in a statement Thursday that the department “does not encourage, tolerate or condone racial profiling on any level.” He said Davis “was stopped on probable cause and issued a citation for violating a traffic law.”

“We assure the Congressman that any allegations of racial profiling will be thoroughly investigated and the Chicago Police Department remains committed to enforcing the law fairly and without bias,” Starks said.


Frank Caliendo From Frank TV

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Nov 242007
 

This weekend’s entertainment: The amazing impressionist Frank Caliendo.


Bush Impression

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Homeless Recipe For A Thanksgiving Turkey

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Nov 212007
 

I know… most Homeless people celebrate Thanksgiving at the Homeless Shelter. But for the industrious here is a recipe that is guaranteed to please your friends.

Ever Cooked A Turkey In A Garbage Can?


Below are details on how to cook such a bird.

What You’ll Need:

metal trash can (15 gallon) *
wood or metal stake about 15 inches tall.
aluminum foil
charcoal briquettes (at least 10 pounds)
turkey

Instructions:

Step 1: Light a pile of coals. They will take about 30 minutes before they are ready to go. Proceed with the rest of the steps.

Step 2: Find a suitable place to cook the turkey. You will be doing this on the ground with hot coals. Make sure the area is clear of flammable debris and don’t do this on the grass it will burn in. Keep a shovel and water nearby.

Step 3: Drive the stake into the ground and wrap with foil. Lay foil around the stake. The foil should extend about 10 inches past the rim of the trash can when the can is upside down on the ground.

Step 4: Brush the turkey with oil and season to taste. Place a large ball of foil on top of stake and slide turkey onto it. The foil will help prevent the stake from poking through the tender meat.

Step 5: Place the trash can over the turkey making sure to center the bird. Pile coals about three inches deep around the base of the can. Place another pile on top of the can.

Step 6: Sit back and wait. A 10- to 12-pound bird takes about 90 minutes. A 20-pound bird takes close to three hours. Don’t lift the can until the time is up, you will lose your heat! Be patient.

Step 7: Use oven mitts to carefully remove the hot can. Check bird with instant read meat thermometer and look for 160-plus degrees in the deepest part of the turkey.

* The USDA recommends against using galvanized metals for smoke boxes when smoking meat. Chemical residue contamination can result. Many online sources say you can minimize fumes by first burning off the treatment with a hot fire before using galvanized cans for cooking. A non-galvanized cooker is preferred.


Killers for Hillary: OJ Simpson Announces His Endorsement

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Nov 212007
 

By endorsing Hillary, is OJ is hoping to be on the next “Clinton pardon list”?

The one thing that I find interesting is that he claims he golfed with Bill Clinton. Would you golf with OJ?