Hillary Clinton: An Analysis Worth Reading

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Dec 132007
 

by Dick Morris, former political advisor to President Bill Clinton.

Go to www.hillaryclinton.com and check out Bill Clinton’s syrupy five minute ad for Hillary. He introduces the commercial by saying that he wants to share some things we may not know about Hillary’s background. His version of her biography is about as reliable as if it appeared in Pravda!

So, I wanted to make a few corrections:

Bill says: Hillary never wanted to run for public office, but she did want to work at public service.

The true facts are: When Clinton was considering not running for another term as Governor of Arkansas in 1990, Hillary said she would run if he didn’t. She and Bill even had me take two surveys to assess her chances of winning. The conclusion was that she couldn’t win because people would just see her as a seat warmer for when Bill came back licking his wounds after losing for president. So she didn’t run. Bill did and won. But there is no question she had her eye on public office, as opposed to service, long ago.

Bill says: In law school Hillary worked on legal services for the poor.

The true facts are: Hillary’s main extra-curricular activity in law school was helping the Black Panthers, on trial in Connecticut for torturing and killing a federal agent. She went to court every day as part of a law student monitoring committee trying to spot civil rights violations and develop grounds for appeal.

Bill says: Hillary spent a year after graduation working on a children’s rights project for poor kids.

The true facts are: Hillary interned with Bob Truehaft, the head of the California Communist Party. She met Bob when he represented the Panthers and traveled all the way to San Francisco to take an internship with him.

Bill says: Hillary could have written her own job ticket, but she turned down all the lucrative job offers.

The true facts are: She flunked the DC bar exam and only passed the Arkansas bar. She had no job offers in Arkansas and only got hired by the University of Arkansas Law School at Fayetteville because Bill was already teaching there. She only joined the prestigious Rose Law Firm after Bill became Attorney General and made partner only after he was elected Governor.

Bill says: President Carter appointed Hillary to the Legal Services Board of Directors and she became its Chairman.

The true facts are: The appointment was in exchange for Bill’s support for Carter in his 1980 primary against Ted Kennedy. Hillary became chairman in a coup in which she won a majority away from Carter’s choice to be chairman.

Bill says: She served on the board of the Arkansas Children’s Hospital.

The true facts are: Yes she did. But her main board activity, not mentioned by Bill, was to sit on the Wal-Mart board of directors, for a substantial fee. She was silent about their labor and health care practices.

Bill says: Hillary didn’t succeed at getting health care for all Americans in 1994 but she kept working at it and helped to create the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP) that provides five million children with health insurance.

The true facts are: Hillary had nothing to do with creating CHIP. It was included in the budget deal between Bill Clinton and Republican Majority Leader Senator Trent Lott. I helped to negotiate the deal. The money came half from the budget deal and half from the Attorney Generals’ tobacco settlement. Hillary had nothing to do with either source of funds.

Bill says: Hillary was the face of America all over the world.

The true facts are: Her visits were part of a program to get her out of town so that Bill would not appear weak by feeding stories that Hillary was running the White House. Her visits abroad were entirely touristic and symbolic, and there was no substantive diplomacy on any of them.

Bill says: Hillary was an excellent Senator who kept fighting for children’s and women’s issues.

The true facts are: Other than totally meaningless legislation like changing the names on courthouses and post offices, she has passed only four substantive pieces of legislation. One set up a national park in Puerto Rico. A second provided respite care for family members helping their relatives through Alzheimer’s or other conditions. And two were routine bills to aid 9-11 victims and responders which were sponsored by the entire NY delegation.

Here is what bothers me more than anything else about Hillary Clinton. She has done everything possible to weaken the President and our country when it comes to the war on terror:

1. She wants to close GITMO & move the combatants to the USA where they would have access to our legal system.

2. She wants to eliminate the monitoring of suspected Al Qaeda phone calls to/from the USA.

3. She wants to grants constitutional rights to enemy combatants captured on the battlefield.

4. She wants to eliminate the monitoring of money transfers between suspected Al Qaeda cells & supporters in the USA.

5. She wants to eliminate the type of interrogation tactics used by the military & CIA where coercion might be used when questioning known terrorists even though such tactics might save American lives.

I can’t think of a single bill Hillary has introduced or a single comment she has made that would tend to strengthen our country in the War on Terror. But, I can think of a lot of comments she has made that weakens our country and makes it a more dangerous situation for all of us……..She goes hand in hand with the ACLU on far too many issues where common sense is abandoned. She is a disaster for all Americans.

Christmas Junkie: Woman Has 42 Christmas Trees In Her Home

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Dec 122007
 

I’ve heard of old ladies with dozens of cats in their house but not dozens of Christmas trees.

With 42 Christmas trees, she’s an “ornament junkie


Cindy Johnson never decorates her Lyndon Township home for Halloween or Valentine’s Day or Easter.

How could she? During that time span, she’s busy putting up or taking down Christmas decorations. She decks the halls with 42 trees, as well as a large collection of other decorations, in what amounts to a six-month challenge.

“It just got out of control,” admits Johnson, who works as an IT operations supervisor at the Borders Group corporate office in Ann Arbor. “I’m an ornament addict, a Christmas junkie.”

She already owns 2,000 Hallmark ornaments and 500 “generic” ornaments, but knows that when the after-Christmas half-off sale begins, she’ll be hitting Dayspring Gifts in downtown Chelsea for about 100 more.

“They know me by name in there,” she said.

She started buying dated ornaments in 1975. When she ran out of room on the tree for more of those, she decided to buy another tree, then another and another. (Who says a house can have only one tree?) People have given her their old trees, and she calls these cast-offs her Charlie Brown trees.

A sentimental collector who remembers where she got every ornament, she loves the thrill of the hunt – and eBay has become her hunting ground. Each ornament is carefully wrapped in its own box, which is why the process is so time-consuming.

Asked to choose a favorite ornament, she said that would be akin to choosing a favorite child. But it’s easy to name the ornament she covets the most – the rare 1982 Hallmark Frosty Friends ornament, which is heavily bidded on eBay and over her budget.

Each room of the small ranch – except for one of the two bathrooms – is heavily decorated, including the basement.

“I have a very understanding husband,” she said. “But deep down, I think he loves it just as much as I do.”

Her largest tree takes prominence in the family room, and is 7.5 feet high. The smallest – and the one she’s not sure she should even count except that she does decorate it with its own teeny ornaments – is 6 inches. Most of the smaller ones are 2 feet high. Each tree has a theme, which could be Winnie-the-Pooh or romance or cartoon characters.

“It’s getting pretty hard after 42 trees to make them all different,” she says.

Despite the fact that she’s crazy for all things Christmas, Johnson is not sad to start packing up after New Year’s Day. By then, the dog and four cats have knocked down a few things.

“Some people tell stories about their kids,” she says. “I talk about my trees. They all think I’mhttps://edit-blog.advance.net/mt-static/images/formatting-icons/link.gif crazy.”


Hotel Room Glasses: You Won’t Drink From One Again!

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Dec 112007
 

Do you think the glasses in your hotel room are sanitized? Unless they’re plastic and wrapped, think again.

This is pretty disgusting! One maid wears the same glove to clean the toilet and bathroom that she does to clean the glasses.

Life Imitates Art: Hugo Chavez Creates His Own Time Zone

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Dec 102007
 

Life imitates art far more than art imitates life. Hugo Chavez creating his own time zone reminds me of this scene from the classic Woody Allen film “Bananas.”

Venezuelans Reset Clocks With Chavez’s New Time Zone


Venezuelans began their work week at a new hour after President Hugo Chavez ordered clocks set back, creating a time zone unique to the South American country.

Chavez says setting clocks back half an hour will allow school children to wake up with the sun and ease poor Venezuelans’ pre-dawn commute. Since the decree’s publication on Nov. 27, businesses have struggled to update time-sensitive computer systems.

Chavez, who says time zones were created by “imperialists,” has also changed the country’s name to the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, and redesigned its coat of arms and national flag in his bid to create a “21st century socialist” society. Some Venezuelans say the time change is part of Chavez’s drive to put his mark on every aspect of the country’s national identity.

“It’s a political whim,” said Yanitza Lopez, 27, an accountant for a cosmetics company in Caracas. “It’s not going to make any difference for any kids.”

Airlines and travel agencies were still calling and e- mailed passengers last week to notify them about flight changes, and the Caracas stock exchange had to update its software to ensure trades ran smoothly today.

“The time change is going to affect many flights, and lots of airlines still haven’t changed their timetables,” said Roberto Pulido, country manager for Copa Airlines and president of Venezuela’s airline association. “This is an additional cost, because we’ve had to update all of our reservation systems.”

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Venezuela joins a handful of countries, including India, Iran, Afghanistan and Sri Lanka that don’t set their time in increments of one hour from Greenwich Mean Time.

“This affects even the biological functioning of the body,” the president said yesterday, according to the state news wire. “It’s scientifically proven.

Local media spent the past week focusing on the aftermath of a Dec. 2 national referendum, in which voters rejected the president’s plan to overhaul the constitution to allow him to run for re-election indefinitely, contributing to confusion about yesterday’s change.

Chavez has changed the start date for the new time zone at least once, and in a national address he mistakenly said the plan was to turn clocks forward by half an hour.

“I don’t really understand the point, but nothing with this president surprises me,” said Rafael Sucre, 39, a doctor, as he exited a subway station last week in the Chacao commercial district of the nation’s capital, Caracas.


A Convenient Green Truth

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Dec 102007
 

If a Liberal’s religion is Liberalism, then Al Gore is the Liberal version of a television evangelist.

Yes… Al Gore, head of the First Church of Global Warming is here to save us and the planet from the coming apocalypse while lining his pockets at the same time.

Al Gore is criticised for lining his own pockets after $6,600-per-minute green speech


Al Gore has come under fire for making personal gain from his mission to save the planet – after charging £3,300 a minute to deliver a poorly received speech.

The former American Vice-President was also accused of being “precious” at the London event, demanding his own VIP room and ejecting journalists, despite hopes the star-studded gathering would generate publicity for the fight against global warming.

Many of the audience at last month’s Fortune Forum summit were restless as Mr Gore, who has won both a Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar for his campaigning work this year, delivered the half-hour speech that netted him £100,000.

The glittering fundraiser was held in The Royal Courts of Justice and attracted world leaders, entrepreneurs and celebrity activists including Bob Geldof, Darryl Hannah and Jerry Hall, who was there as “a Special Ambassador of The Alliance for a New Humanity”. Guests had paid between £1,000 and £50,000 to attend.

But a source told The Mail on Sunday: “Many guests looked tired and began to talk among themselves during his speech. Heads began to twitch with tiredness.

“Al uses his position for great personal gain. He goes from event to event delivering a similar speech, earning a large fee, and a lot of the time he doesn’t actually inform the audience.

“He refused to speak to journalists and security would usher away VIP guests and the Press.

“He was being very precious and demanded his own VIP room before the event, where he held his own exclusive reception.

“The other guests were cut off. It was very clear that many guests were disappointed by this.”

Even some of the charities benefitting from the event were unhappy with the actions of 59-year-old Mr Gore and his entourage, especially the way they treated invited guests.

Paul Hetherington, media relations manager for WaterAid, said: “Pictures couldn’t be taken and people were being moved out of the main hall so they couldn’t experience the event. It was very disruptive.

“We had to apologise to people who were invited. We wanted to say thank you for all the support that many people had given us, but some of them were asked to leave.

“Many guests were invited by the hosts, so why should the speaker have any control over these guests and removing the media? It defeated the object of trying to raise awareness of the cause.”

A source added: “Al had two people working for him: a woman who was his assistant and a male security officer who enrolled the help of security guards at The Royal Courts of Justice in a military-style operation to guard Al Gore. They took over the show.”

However, a spokesman for Mr Gore, who won his Oscar for the polemic documentary An Inconvenient Truth, told The Mail on Sunday: “Mr Gore donates a percentage of all of his speaking fees to the Alliance for Climate Protection.

“With regards to the media arrangements, some of Mr Gore’s events are open to the media, some of them are not. As you know, he has many open events coming up, including the Nobel Peace Prize.

“Unfortunately, this event had more limited availability. I do apologise for that. He does do his best to speak to reporters as often as possible.”

Fortune Forum, which was founded by socialite ex-model Renu Mehta last year with the aim of attracting wealthy philanthropists to large-scale social and environmental projects, declined to comment.


Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realizes that it bears a very close resemblence to the first.

– Ronald Reagan