Time to rise and shine, buttercup!
There’s a good chance this is not in Russia, but it’s definitely one of the most messed up ways to wake someone up…
Tag: Alarm
Beware of the Crocodile
Meet the ultimate burglar alarm.
Who needs watchdogs and alarm systems when you have two full grown crocodiles protecting your house? Awirut Nathip says no burglars have dared come anywhere near his home in the 15 years since his two crocodile pets have been keeping guard.
Burglaries are reported regularly in the city of Phitsanulok, where Awirut Nathip and his family live, but thanks to a perfect security system, they haven’t had any problems for a good fifteen years. Just like everybody else, they used to worry about their safety, until they bought their t pet crocodiles, Thong and Ngen. After that, no one dared set foot on the property uninvited. And for good reason, as Awirut’s unusual guard dogs are very aggressive, especially during the hot summer days. In order to keep them under control and make sure they don’t become frustrated by the unbearable heat, he sprays them with cold water at least 10 times a day, and even lets them cool off in his air-conditioned office from time to time. Even so, Ngen is kept in a ditch next to the house, because he is so aggressive, while Thong does his rounds in the yard. ”If we’re upstairs he’ll come and lie in front of the door. We’re not worried at all. No one would dare to get in,” Mr Nathip says.
Product Of The Day: LaserScan
This is truly brilliant!
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If your security system is at the point where it has to go up against a real thief, it’s already lost. The most effective systems are ones that are so good at security that they don’t have to do anything , which is why LaserScan works brilliantly even though it does not, in fact, provide any actual security whatsoever.
LaserScan is not designed to be a security system. It doesn’t have a motion detector, it doesn’t have an alarm, it can’t call for help, and it in fact it will blissfully ignore thieves, crooks, burglars, pilferers, Canadians, robbers, bandits, pirates, ninjas, zombies, ninjazombies, and pirateninjas. Here is what LaserScan will do: it will look like it’s impossibly sophisticated and secure and, hopefully, scare the socks off of anyone casing your joint.
