| A woman was found dead in her bedroom by her husband. Apparently, she had committed suicide by using her husband’s gun. She had recorded her last moments, along with a confession to her suicide. After the police listened to the tape, they immediately arrested her husband for murder.
How did they know he did it? |
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| One hot afternoon two friends were out relaxing on the back porch. “Would you like some iced tea?” one man asked his friend. “Oh yes, as long as it is good and cold.” The host then brought his friend a large glass of iced tea and dropped two small ice cubes in it. His friend took a sip and remarked, “It’s not very cold.” “Give it a minute,” the host said. The iced tea then appeared to start boiling. After a minute or so the ice melted, the boiling stopped, and the glass was ice-cold. The man took a sip and thanked his friend for the very cool drink. So what made the iced tea cool in this unusual way ? |
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| A spoonerism is a transposition of initial sounds of two or more words (as in “tons of soil” for “sons of toil”).
So… What is a spoonerism for a counterfeit creature as opposed to a banquet of oven-cooked foods? |
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| I am four words Though there appear to be three Two ways of pronouncing Three spellings there be. The first is a manner of indicating, a case being such, or therefore, or a measure of degree. The second is a pig, female you see. The third is also on a farm, a manner of planting of seed. The fourth is to stitch, to hold fabric together, indeed. |
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| See if you can figure out three words that are homophones of each other in each of the five problems below.
1. Worthless – flat piece moving with the air – blood vessel |
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