| I’m powerful enough to clean most anything, Yet gentle enough to eat. I’m used to make an explosion of sorts, I can kill grass, I can clean up even the smelliest stench, |
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| A cop was outside a local bar talking to a friend. Just then, the cop heard someone scream from inside the bar, “No, Jim, don’t do it!” Then there was a gunshot. The cop ran inside the bar and saw a dead body and a gun on the floor, and a lawyer, doctor, and mailman standing around. The cop immediately arrested the mailman.
How did he know who did it? |
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| She is so peaceful, yet causes fear Him so bright and full of cheer She rests the body, he wakes the soul Him so light, she black as coal Her with mole and tiny bright freckles He covers us with tiny tear speckles She hides us, he beams with pride He, her husband, she his bride He in bright silk, her all in velvet A yin-yang marriage as they tell it Two lovers who meet but twice a day When he must go, she need stay Now I ask you, who are they? |
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| Played one on one, Or perhaps two on two; With four majors, Two eras, And my own hall of fame. Bjorn, Pete, and Ivan all played me; Indoors or out, I delight both young and old! |
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| Look to the west for golden hues painting the sky, A vast canvas where curiosity lies. Dance with my colors, as they begin to fade, Twilight’s kiss, a tune well-made. Flames born of a dying light, A radiant spectacle, making everything feel alright. Nature’s masterpiece is a symphony of art, Tomorrow, my sister will greet you in the morn, |
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