Confucius Say: Roast Beef And Pea Soup Funny, Quotes Comments Off on Confucius Say: Roast Beef And Pea Soup Dec 132014 The difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.
Confucius Say: A Rabbit In A Storm Quotes Comments Off on Confucius Say: A Rabbit In A Storm Dec 122014 Carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.
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Confucius Say: Progress Quotes Comments Off on Confucius Say: Progress Dec 092014 Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.