How Rats Climb Up Toilets

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Nov 112014
 

Just imagine… you’re sitting on the toilet, perhaps with a copy of your favorite newspaper or magazine, maybe even doing a crossword puzzle… you reach for the toilet paper roll as nature takes its course, when suddenly, you feel a sharp bite right on the ass, you scream, jump up and stare down into the eyes of a massive, hairy brown RAT.

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How to Keep Rats From Coming Out of Your Toilet

Norway rats, commonly known as sewer rats, are brown rats that live in sewer systems. They are most active at night as they search for food. They need water to survive, but the sewers provide that, especially since they are good swimmers. These rats can emerge from your toilet and run around your house until they find any sort of food. Even garbage or scraps in your kitchen sink can attract sewer rats.

Instructions

1 Keep all the toilet lids in your home down whenever they are not in use.

2 Squirt some dishwashing liquid around the inside of the toilet bowl quickly, if you spot a rat in there. Close the lid and flush the toilet to get rid of the pest. The soap will make the porcelain slippery so the rat can’t climb out and enter your house.

3 Put away all foodstuffs from your kitchen area so they don’t attract sewer rats. Even fruit or loaves of bread on countertops can attract them. Don’t leave pet food out either.

4 Pour a cup of household bleach into your kitchen sink drain, then add a kettle full of boiling water. Do this once or twice a month to clean bits of food out of the drain.

Source…

Somewhere in San Francisco… this happened.

Renters of this apartment were trying to figure out how the rats were getting inside.

 

How Rats Come Out Of A Toilet

 

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How To Of The Day: How To Laugh In A Diabolical Way

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Oct 312014
 

Once again… the learning never stops.

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How to Laugh in a Diabolical Way

Ever wish you could laugh like the bad guys in movies? Well, now you can! Watch this video, and Joe Brown will teach you how to laugh like the diabolical bad guys do in the holly wood movies. Oh, and if you are looking for Judge Joe Brown then you are at the wrong place. This Joe Brown is a completely different type of Judge. He’s a judge that judges no one because judging people is wrong.

 

How To Laugh In A Diabolical Way

 

How To Of The Day: How to Draw a Perfect Circle Freehand

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Oct 212014
 

With this handy tip, you’ll be able to draw a circle with ease.

Life hacker Dave Hax demonstrates a great trick to draw a nearly perfect round circle with just a piece of paper and a pen.

How to draw a perfect circle. Learn this simple technique to help you draw a near perfect circle freehand. Could be useful for drawing charts and diagrams, and sketches, or just use it to challenge your friends in a ‘who can draw the neatest freehand circle’ competition!

 

How to Draw a Perfect Circle Freehand