Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: New Mattress

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Jan 212016

 

Best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

 

 

Confucius Say: Martyrdom

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Jan 202016

 

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.

 

 

Confucius Say: Controlling A Man

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Jan 192016

 

The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.

 

 

Confucius Say: Carrots And Peas

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Jan 182016

 

Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

 

 

Confucius Say: Cow Spys

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Jan 172016

 

Cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.