Jesus Statue In Mexico Moves Its Head

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May 112017
 

Statue of Jesus Christ moves his head during mass in front of followers.

In front of the incredulous gaze of the church’s father, as well as dozens of faithful followers, a statue of Jesus Christ shakes his head. The incredible and shocking fact was recorded in video through the camera of a mobile phone.

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Parishioners at a church in Mexico were left awestruck when they saw a statue of Jesus seemingly move its head during a Good Friday mass.

An attendee at the service, which took place in the town of Tepetitlan, captured the eerie event on video via their cell phone.

In the footage, the statue’s head can be seen slightly swaying to the side in a motion that left onlookers stunned.

Many of the churchgoers concluded that the incident was some kind of miraculous occurrence, however the priest presiding over the service begs to differ.

According to Fr. Guerra Lule, the head of the 300-year-old statue is detachable and only used during special services, requiring it to be held atop the figure using velvet ropes.

As such, he suggested, the head likely became dislodged from the statue as one of the ropes broke.

Nonetheless, Lule appreciated the remarkable timing of the event and mused that it was “beautiful.”

Indeed, despite the priest’s explanation, one can’t help but wonder if there was more than mere coincidence at work when the statue suddenly stirred.

 
 
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Mobility Bigots

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May 092017
 

Mobility Bigots

What I’m about to say is going to upset quite a few people. Some of them are my friends. Or perhaps, after reading this, my former friends. But I can’t let that stop me from speaking my mind. It’s time to say out loud what I know in my heart to be true. Vegetarians and vegans are mobility bigots. They believe that if a life form doesn’t move, it’s fair game to be killed and eaten.

They hold a deep-seated prejudice against plants, or, as plants prefer to be called, “We Who Stand Still.”

This hateful philosophy is predicated on the idea that movement equals consciousness, or, if you will, a certain level of sacredness. To put it simply, if it walks, flies, or swims, or comes from something that does, it should not be ingested. If it doesn’t, yum-yum.

Of course when you ask vegetarians and vegans, they say no, they’re only opposed to eating flesh. But what could be more fleshy than a mushroom? Or avocado? Or eggplant? The ugly truth is they are cowards who murder and devour anything that can’t run away. These people, who act so high and mighty, so spiritually elevated, have somehow constructed a style of cuisine that would justify them eating my Uncle Murray, a man known for sitting still for hours at a time, staring at a TV that is turned off. So the next time you order a salad consider this: Prince told us that doves cry. But what if kale does too?

 

Creepy Cereal Commercial From The 1960s Will Scare Your Children

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May 062017
 

Well, nothing sells breakfast cereal to kids like a creepy clown. Clowns, usually, are nightmare fuel as it is, but this one would have made the kiddies have night sweats.

 
 

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