Random Riddle: A Crappy Plane

A pilot in a crappy plane is circling an airfield not paying attention to his fuel when he looks over at his gauge to see he is leaking fuel and will run out in 5 seconds, yet he is calm. None of the safety equipment is working, the landing gear is broken, no air mask and no parachutes, hell even the wings will disintegrate along with everything else. He is essentially in a brick at this point and he knows he is perfectly safe.

Why?
 

Random Riddle: A Crappy Plane