Riddles Random Riddle: Subway Tickets July 31, 2018May 8, 2018 gags A deaf and mute man goes to a Subway station and goes to the ticket clerk (tickets are 50¢). He gives the clerk $1. The ticket clerk gives him 2 tickets. How does she know he needs 2 tickets? Show answer He gave her 4 quarters. She knew if he only needed 1 ticket he would only have given her 2 quarters.