Adult – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Beauty Parlor – A place where women curl up and dye.
Chickens – The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Committee – A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Dust – Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Egotist – Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Handkerchief – Cold Storage.
Inflation – Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Mosquito – An insect that makes you like flies better.
Raisin – A grape with a sunburn.
Secret – Something you tell to one person at a time.
Skeleton – A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Toothache – The pain that drives you to extraction.
Tomorrow – One of the greatest Labor saving devices of today.
Yawn – An honest opinion openly expressed.
