Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK:
- BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT.
- FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
- FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
- KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
- STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
- TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
- IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
- DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
- QUIET PLEASE … WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
- DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE … NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,
GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
