Apparently, Soros Pays His Rioters Very Well

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Feb 072017
 

I wonder if the parents of these Anti-First Amendment brats know that they’re rioting in the expensive designer clothes they get them on Christmas?

Apparently, Soros pays his rioters very well

Is that a pair of L.L. Bean Duck boots on the Anti-First’er in the background? Don’t they know a L.L. Bean family member donated to a Pro-Trump SuperPAC?

 
Source…
H/T Reddit

Feb 072017
 

Trump’s Order To House Oversight Committee: “Go After Everything”

Congressman Jason Chaffetz told the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform that President Trump instructed him and the committee to pursue every government investigation they deem appropriate.

The Oversight chairman stated the conversation took place after the 2017 GOP retreat in Philadelphia, his second-time ever speaking with President Trump in person.

Watch:

“He came up to me and said, ‘you do a great job. You do a great job,’ which of course I agreed with,” the Utah Republican explained, eliciting laughs from the committee. “Then he said, ‘listen, I understand that I am the President. You have a job to do. You do oversight. Don’t slow down. You go after everything you want to go after. You look at everything you want to look at.”

“If you sat there and heard what he said to me about pursuing oversight of the government and the function that we fulfill, you’d be pretty inspiring, and it was inspiring to me. For him to convey the message, ‘don’t slow down, do your job, there’s a lot to get after with the government,’ I think that’s a good message.” – Jason Chaffetz, the chairman of the HOC

President Trump made it clear during the debates that he was going to appoint a special prosecutor in the case against Hillary Clinton. That time has now come. Justice needs to be served!

 

Nursery Rhymes Revisited

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Feb 072017
 

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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Simple Simon met a Pie Man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie Man, “What have you got there?”
Said the Pie Man unto Simon, “Pies, you dumb ass!”

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King’s horses and all the Kings’ men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

Hey Diddle, Diddle the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too ’cause he was gay.

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,
Once kissed the girls and made them cry.
But now that Georgie can’t stand noise
Georgie Porgy’s kissing boys.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad………
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children, she qualified for public assistance and food stamps.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over a candlestick.
Goodness, gracious, Great Balls of Fire.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells,
And one stupid goddamn eggplant.

Hickory dickory doc,
Three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck One,
The other two escaped with minor injuries.