These are supposedly actual signs. You be the judge. Whether or not they are real, they sure are funny!
In the front yard of a funeral home,
‘Drive carefully, we’ll wait.’
On an electrician’s truck,
‘Let us remove your shorts.’
Outside a radiator repair shop,
‘Best place in town to take a leak.’
In a nonsmoking area,
‘If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.’
On a maternity room door,
‘Push, Push, Push.’
On a front door,
‘Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.’
At an optometrist’s office,
‘If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.’
On a taxidermist’s window,
‘We really know our stuff.’
On a butcher’s window,
‘Let me meat your needs.’
On a fence,
‘Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.’
At a car dealership,
‘The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.’
Outside a muffler shop,
‘No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.’
In a dry cleaner’s emporium,
‘Drop your pants here.’
On a desk in a reception room,
‘We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.’
In a veterinarian’s waiting room,
‘Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!’
In a Beauty Shop,
‘Dye now!’
In a restaurant window,
‘Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.’
Inside a bowling alley,
‘Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.’
In a cafeteria,
‘Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.’
