13 Things You Think Are True, But Aren’t

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Jul 012016
 

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We’ve been seeing an awful lot of “let’s debunk these wacky false claims!” videos lately — but even though there have been so many of them, I still haven’t gotten sick of them yet. Case in point: College Humor’s latest video, “13 Things You Think Are True But Aren’t.” Hosted by comedian Adam Conover (who you might remember from our exploration of the engagement ring back in February), it highlights 13 random facts and tidbits most of us have grown up thinking are true… and then totally disproves them. Sorry if you really, really wanted to believe that the flush toilet was invented by someone named Thomas Crapper; it wasn’t. Flushed with Pride: The Story of Thomas Crapper is understood to be a complete fabrication.

The big picture question, though, is this: Why do we love believing these kinds of “facts,” even though they’re not true? Conover’s theory chalks it up to the fact that they all tell good stories. We get a kick out of, say, thinking that Albert Einstein sucking at high school math; it both makes him relatable and adds to his legend at the same time. Sometimes, though, the real story is way better than the fictional one, so it pays to dig far down enough to find out the truth.

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Drawbacks To Working In A Cubicle

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Jul 012016
 

office-chair-800px1. Being told to “Think Outside the Box” when I’m in the darn box all day!

2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.

3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.

4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.

5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

7. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

8. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

9. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.

10. Can’t slam the door when you quit and walk out.

11. If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say “What? I didn’t hear you.”

12. If your boss calls you and aske you to come into his office for a minute the walk there is like a funeral march… people hand you tissues as you pass and refuse to make eye contact.

13. You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they’re gone.

 

Random Riddle: 7-1-2016

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Jul 012016
 
I am often known as a symbol/mark, and can be used in a trend. I am created when two paths meet, but separate at the end.

What am I?
 

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