A Beretta Testimonial

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Jun 282016
 

A Beretta Testimonial.

Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol.

This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

Here is her story:

A Beretta Testimonial 2While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because the alligator was extremely aggressive.

A Beretta TestimonialIf I had not had my little Beretta Pistol with me I would not be here today! Just one shot to my husband’s knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It’s one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus … the amount I saved in lawyer’s fees were more than worth the purchase price of this gun.

 

Random Riddle: 6-28-2016

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Jun 282016
 
I rule the ends of the universe. I control its laws. I reign the galaxy. The start of space is the start of me. The end of the universe is the end of me. The name of my slaves bring mighty terror to you. The universe wouldn’t work if it wasn’t for me.

What am I?
 

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