At a tire shop in Michigan:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:
“Hello, can we pick your nose?”
At a Towing Company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
Billboard on the side of the road:
“Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.”
In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
On a Butchers window:
“Let me meat your needs.”
On a desk in a reception room:
“We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.”
At the Electric Company:
“We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be.”
Inside a Bowling Alley:
“Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”
In the front yard of a funeral home:
“Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
In a counselors office:
“Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.”
