The New American Way Of Life

 Information, Political
Sep 022015
 

The New American Way of Life - Follow these proven and simple steps. First … get a girlfriend… 1. Don’t marry her. 2. Use your mom’s address to receive your mail. 3. The guy buys a house. 4. Guy rents out house to his girl girlfriend who has 2 of his kids. 5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home. 6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn’t have to pay for family insurance. 7. Being a single mother, Girlfriend gets to go to college for free! 8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps 9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone from US Government 10. Girlfriend get free utilities. 11. Guy moves into home but still uses mom’s house to receive mail. 12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of household at $1,800 credit. 13. Girlfriend gets disability for being “crazy” or having a “bad back” at $1,800 a month and never has to work again. This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people. A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars. An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell Grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell Grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits. Any idea why the country is 18 + trillion in debt?

 
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  One Response to “The New American Way Of Life”

  1. Tyler says:
    September 15, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    3. “Guy buys a house”…..really? Just like that?
    I like all the assumptions in the list, although I didn’t see any footnotes or any information on where you got those numbers, but I’m sure they are absolutely correct in every way, just because you reported it and you are perfect and unbiased and an all around good guy without an agenda.

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