How To Of The Day: Parallel Park Perfectly

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May 032015
 

How to parallel park perfectly, every time. The recipe for a one-move parking job is pretty simple.

parallel park perfectly

Rules of thumb and experience help, but we prefer repeatable experiments. And if you see this and laugh, you’re probably not as good as you think you are. Thankfully, the recipe for a one-move parking job is pretty simple.

1. Pull alongside the car ahead of the space you want. Align your rear axle with that car’s bumper. Turn the wheel toward the curb at full lock.

2. Back up until the center of your inside rear tire aligns with the streetside edge of the forward car. Straighten wheel, continue to reverse.

3. When your outside tire aligns with that same edge, turn the wheel the other way.

4. If all went according to plan, you’re in the space, bodywork intact. Get out and admire your work.

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The Flu Square Dance

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May 032015
 

The Flu Square Dance

Now fling those covers with all you’ve got,
One minute cold, the next minute hot.

Circle right to the side of the bed,
Grab the tissues and Sudafed.

Back to the middle and don’t goof off;
Hold your stomach and cough, cough, cough.

Forget about slippers, dash down the hall.
Toss your cookies in the shower stall.

Remember others on the brink;
Wash your hands; wash the sink.

Wipe the doorknob, the light switch too.
Now you’ve got it, you’re doing the flu!

Some like it cold, some like it hot;
If you like neither, then get the shot.