Happy Mother’s Day
During her’s mother’s ultrasound, this little girl is shocked when she discovers what she thinks pregnancy is!
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You ate the baby?!!
Paid In Full
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:
For cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: .50
Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: .25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he’d written on, and this is what she wrote:
“For the nine months I carried you while you grew inside me: No Charge.
For all the nights that I’ve sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you: No Charge.
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you’ve caused through the years: No Charge.
For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead: No Charge.
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose: No Charge.
When you add it up, Son, the cost of my love is: No Charge.”
When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight up at his mother and said, “Mom, I sure do love you.”
And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: “PAID IN FULL”.
How To Of The Day: How To Break Out Of Jail
Joe Bereta, of “Epic How To”, provides a step-by-step guide on ways, both legal and not-so-legal, to break out of jail.
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So, you’re in the slammer. Don’t worry, AWE Me is here to help you Get Out of Jail! We’re not here to judge, we’re just here to break you out, because it’s better to watch Orange is the New Black from the comfort of your secret hide-out than to live IRL.
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