A Chris Christie Sex Tape?
This is good stuff!
Could this be the tape Hillary and the Democrats were praying for? Chris Christie in a Mafia initiation sex tape?
Excerpted from Gawker:
So a guy came by the office the other day. I’ll call him Bill. Bill was accompanied by an established journalist that several Gawker staffers know. Bill had something he wanted to show us, and the journalist was making an introduction. What he wanted to show us: Chris Christie and several unidentified males having sex with a woman, on tape.
I was actually out sick on the day in question. Around 2 p.m., I got an IM from Gawker deputy editor Max Read:
[Gawker senior writer Hamilton Nolan] has got these two guys int he conference room right now
one who used to be w/ [redacted]
and they have what looks to be a chris christie sex tape
I got dressed and went into work.
When I arrived, Bill was still there, but the journalist who’d brought him in had left. Bill opened up his laptop and showed me a Microsoft Word document into which he had pasted hundreds of photos of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie’s face, positioned next to what looked like stills from a pornographic film. The photos were arranged so that the face of a male participant in that film was placed directly adjacent to cropped images of Christie’s face, with the angles of the two faces roughly matching. There were close-ups, too: The two mens’ ears side-by-side, and zoomed-in photos of what appeared to be moles on the cheeks of both men. The upshot: The man in the pornographic film looked a lot like Christie. The ears, the chins, the eyes, the hair. A lot.
The man in the film was much, much thinner than Christie is now. But Bill’s Microsoft Word document also included photographs of Christie as a younger, much thinner man. His physique back then seemed compatible with the man in the porn stills.