The Kenyan Lottery
I actually won two lotteries today. I won a Kenyan Lottery according to an email received from a Nigerian prince.
He holds a MILLION DOLLARS and he wants to send it to me — FREE!
And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers so he can transfer the money!
And then I got ANOTHER email. It too was from a KENYAN prince and he wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!
And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION so he can make it happen!
Am I lucky, or WHAT?
