The Legendary Shots: Catapult Shot

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May 232011
 

The Legendary Shots are a group of basketball fans who go to great lengths to get the ball in the net – literally.

The Alabama friends recently scored a basket from around 150 feet – potentially a new world record – but it was actually the method of the shot that pleased them more than the distance.

The nine-strong gang built a wooden catapult which they used to fire the ball across a street and through the rim.

It took them most of the winter to draw up plans for the catapult after seeing one on YouTube, and then make good on the blueprints by building it.

It cost around $300 to build and is powered by a pair of 110-pound springs, according to Yahoo! Sports.

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The ‘Hope and Change’ Sticky Note Campaign

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May 232011
 

Video Description:

Purchase a pad of large sticky notes. Write on each one, “How’s that Hope & Change working out for you?” Every time you stop to fill your vehicle with gas, place your sticky note somewhere on the pump before you drive away. DO NOT be destructive in ANY way! Place your sticky note somewhere, so as not to impede the next customer’s ability to read the pump’s digital readout.

After placing your sticky note, please consider taking a digital picture, then uploading it to our wall. Please tell us in which city and state the picture was taken. This is meant to be a “quiet” protest by our silent majority of Americans, to be served upon this administration!! Thank you all for your support!

*** For media interview requests, please e-mail me at [email protected] ***

Please Note: This is meant to be an ongoing event! Facebook limits the duration for any event created, to a term of not more than four months. It is my desire that we continue on with this event until Jan. 20th, 2013, when a new President will take his or her’s oath of office! Now, plan your trips to the office supply stores, America! We have a message to deliver! GO TEAM!!! Lo

Places to stick your sticky’s!
01. The Gym
02. Food Stores, NOT on food items, i.e. packages, boxes,etc. Front edges of shelves only.
03. Gas Stations
04 Doctor’s Offices
05. Restrooms, on the toilet, sink, mirror, door, towel dispenser, etc.
06. Self Check Out Machines, right where the change comes out.
07. Hunting Clubs
08. Bars
09. Shopping carts, on the handle, baby seat, etc.
10. Bulletin Boards in stores
11. Red Boxes
12. Leave Fliers in empty shopping carts
13. Your Electric and Water Meters
14. Flea Markets
15. Resort Areas you visit
16 The “Mom and Pop” stores.
17. Your Computer, Bulletin Board, Desk, etc. at work! It will generate some questions.
18. ATM’s, where the money comes out.
19. Fast Food Drive, on the order screen.
20. Fast Food Restrooms, on the toilet, sink, mirror, door, towel dispenser, etc.
21. Car Washes
22. Laundry Mats

Email Of The Day: Fertilizer Club

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May 232011
 

This letter is being sent to you because we know that you are critically interested in the condition of your lawn. This is a fertilizer club that will not cost you a cent to join! Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and sh*t on their front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so do not feel embarrassed.

Then make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your friends who appreciate a good lawn. Add your name to the letter. You will not get any money or cheques, but within one week , if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,126 people sh*tting on your lawn. Your reward will come next spring when you will have one of the greenest, most beautiful lawns in the neighbourhood.

Mrs. Harry Butt – 236 Corn Cob Alley
Mrs. Smelly B. Hind – 475 Diarrhea Way
Mrs. Apple Crop – 1422 Enema Drive
Mrs. Bigger Movement – 89 Rectum Road
Mr. Go More Piles – 741 Hemorrhoid Street
Mr. C. Howie Farts – Whistle Britches Ave.
Mr. & Mrs. Charlie Springer – 2 Suppository Lane
Mr. & Mrs. Took A. Fizzik – 634 Running Loose Lane

P.S. If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbor. Don’t break the chain. One Man didn’t give a sh*t and lost his entire lawn. Best wishes for a greener lawn, and more fun at your lawn parties!!!

Random Riddle

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May 232011
 
Through the door way, there are no doors but a door way!
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
If a man is trapped in a room and there are no doors no windows how will he get out?