I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a word you’re saying.
I’m very good at telling stories…over and over and over and over.
I’m wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.
I’m walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
I’m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts ’till 8pm.
I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going.
