Bert, one-half of everyone’s favorite homosexual Muppet couple (sorry, crotchety old bickering guys!) is seen here in a little too life-like silicon sculpture by artist and Effects Studio member Nacho (you’re useless without cheese!). As you can see, he has a face that would send children running straight into traffic (and not zig-zagging like you’re supposed to). Damn, somebody’s gonna have nightmares tonight. And it’s gonna be you. Get it? Because I’m gonna call right before bed and be all creepy!