Talking To God

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Jan 182011
 

Little Jimmy was laying in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Soon, he began to think about God.

“God? Are you really there?” Jimmy said out loud. To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds.

“Yes, Jimmy? What can I do for you?”

Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy asked, “God? What is a million years like to you?”

Knowing that Jimmy could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded in a manner to which Jimmy could relate, “A million years to me, Jimmy, is like a minute.”

“Oh,” said Jimmy. “Well, then, what’s a million dollars like to you?”

“A million dollars to me, Jimmy, is like a penny.”

“Wow!” remarked Jimmy, getting an idea. “You’re so generous…can I have one of your pennies?”

God replied, “Sure thing, Jimmy! Just a minute.”

News Crew Goes Wrong Way on One-Way Street

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Jan 182011
 

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The King 5 TV “Storm-King” weather crew was out in Seattle this morning broadcasting the local weather conditions. They should have paid more attention to the road signs!

Watch as they proceed the WRONG WAY up a One-Way street… good thing no traffic was headed that way!

Way to go “Yellow Jackets”…your ticket is in the mail!