You Know You’re Getting Older …..
– You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
– Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
– You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been anywhere.
– Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
– Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.
– Your mind makes contracts your body can’t keep.
– You look forward to a dull evening.
– Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
– You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
– You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
– You don’t remember when your wild oats turned to prunes and all bran.
– You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
– You don’t remember being absent minded.
– “Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.
– Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
– Tying one on means fastening your Medic Alert bracelet
