SUNDAY:
0800 – My 33 Sons
0830 – Osama Knows Best
0900 – I Dream of Mohammed
0930 – Let’s Mecca Deal
1000 – The Kabul Hillbillies
MONDAY:
0800 – Husseinfeld
0900 – Mad About Everything
0930 – Monday Night Stoning
1000 – Win Bin Laden’s Money
1030 – Allah McBeal
TUESDAY:
0800 – Wheel of Terror
0830 – The Price is Right if Osama Says it’s Right
0900 – Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
0930 – Taliban’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
1000 – Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
WEDNESDAY:
0800 – Beat the Press
0830 – When Kurds Attack
0900 – Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
0930 – Just Shoot Everyone
1000 – Veilwatch
THURSDAY:
0800 – Fatima Loves Chachi
0830 – M*U*S*T*A*S*H
0900 – Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
0930 – Married with 139 Children
1000 – Eye for an Eye Witness News
FRIDAY:
0800 – Judge Saddam
0830 – Suddenly Sanctions
0900 – Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
0930 – Cave and Garden Television
1000 – No-Witness News
SATURDAY:
0800 – Spongebob Squareturban
0830 – Who’s Koran Is It Anyway?
0900 – Teletalibans
0930 – Camel 54, Where Are You?
1000 – Survival – Baghdad