Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale….. Cheap…. no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick…. Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way…..
The Reason Men Lie:
Because women Ask too Many Questions..
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager…
