Before Computers:
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file.
If you unzipped anything in public You’d be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
A backup happened to your toilet!
Cut you did with a pocket knife and Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider’s home.
And a virus was the flue!
