Artery: Study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door of cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails
Cesarean section: District in Rome
Cat scan: Searching for kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Coma: A punctuation mark
Congenital: Friendly
D&C: Where Washington is
Diarrhea: Journal of daily events
Dilate: To live long
Enema: Not a friend
Fester: Quicker
Fibula: A small lie
G.I. Series: Soldiers’ ball game
Outpatient: Person who has fainted
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Post operative: Letter carrier
Protein: Favoring young people
Rectum: It almost killed him
Recovery room: Place to do upholstery
Terminal illness: Sickness at the airport
Tibia: Country in North Africa
Urine: Opposite of you’re out
Varicose: Located nearby
Vein: Conceited