Towel Heads

Recently at work I received a warning about the use of the politically incorrect term “Towel Heads”. It read:

We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called “Towel Heads”. The item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as “Sheet Heads”.

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.