The candy with the hole in it .. Life Savers.
A teacher handed out Life Saver candy and asked for the candy to be identified by color.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red ……………….. Cherry
Yellow …………….. Lemon
Green ……………… Lime
Orange …………….. Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Life Savers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Life Saver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!
