Alabama – Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska – 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
Arizona – But It’s A Dry Heat.
Arkansas – Literacy Ain’t Everything.
California – By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado – If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.
Connecticut – Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet.
Delaware – We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida – Ask Us About Our Grandkids, and Home Of The Early Bird Special
Georgia – We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii – Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho – More Than Just Potatoes… Well, Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois – Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S”
Indiana – 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa – We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas – First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky – Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana – We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine – We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland – If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts – Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s
Michigan – First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota – 10,000 Lakes…And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi – Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri – Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana – Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska – Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada – Prostitutes and Poker!
New Hampshire – Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey – You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico – Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York – You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney…
North Carolina – Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota – We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio – At Least We’re Not Michigan
Oklahoma – Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon – Spotted Owl…It’s What’s For Dinner
Pennsylvania – Cook With Coal
Rhode Island – We’re Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina – Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn’t Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota – Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee – The Edyoocashun State
Texas – Se Hablo Ingles
Utah – Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont – Ay, Yep
Virginia – Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?
Washington – We Have More Rain Than You Do
West Virginia – One Big Happy Family…Really!
Wisconsin – Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming – Where Men Are Men… And The Sheep Are Scared
