Only in America … must we spend billions because we can’t let Chrysler go bankrupt … and then, let Chrysler go bankrupt.
Only in America … can Congress force Fannie and Freddie to buy subprime loans … and then blame Fannie and Freddie for buying subprime loans.
Only in America … a major crisis requires swift action to pass a bill without reading it … then vacation for three days before the president has time to sign it.
Only in America … you can be legally illegal.
Only in America … Congress makes laws they don’t have to follow.
Only in America … your vice president declares ‘jobs’ a three letter word.
Only in America … does the military get investigated by homeland security as possible terrorists, while our borders are wide open.
Only in America … can you get a tax refund on taxes you didn’t pay.
Only in America … can you blame others when you don’t perform.
Only in America … you have more rights being illegal, than you do being legal.
Only in America … can you be 13 and have an abortion without telling your parents … but must have a written note from your parent why you missed school.
Only in America … are you punished for good performance … and revered for nonperformance.
Only in America … can you call large corporations evil … while 99.9 percent of the Americans work in companies with less than 500 employees.
Only in America … can Chrysler get $10 billion in aid for their company of 30,000 employees … I guess it is difficult to run a company for $333,333 per employee.
Only in America … we care about three guys that get water up the nose … while our enemies are beheading us and blowing crowds of people up with suicide bombings.
Only in America … you can say other interrogation techniques work … but you have no idea what those techniques are.
Only in America … you can be president without a birth certificate.
Only in America … do politicians consider ‘we the people’ astro-turf.
Only in America … whatever goes wrong will always be Bush’s fault.
