The Second American Revolution Has Begun

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Apr 172009
 

Liberty cannot be preserved without a general knowledge among the people, who have… a right, an indisputable, unalienable, indefeasible, divine right to that most dreaded and envied kind of knowledge, I mean the characters and conduct of their rulers.” – John Adams

“Government is like a baby: an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.” – Ronald Reagan

“A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned… this is the sum of good government.” – Thomas Jefferson

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.” – P. J. O’Rourke

“We are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of Nature has placed in our power… the battle, sir, is not to the strong alone it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave.” – Patrick Henry

“A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have.” – Barry Goldwater

“The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.” – George Washington

“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people’s minds.” – Samuel Adams

“It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood.” – James Madison

“If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’ what is the opposite of ‘progress’?” – Paul Harvey

“Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another; but let him labor diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” – Mark Twain

“Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.” – Thomas Paine

“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?” – Will Rogers

“It is only when the people become ignorant and corrupt, when they degenerate into a populace, that they are incapable of exercising their sovereignty.” – James Monroe

Nicolas Sarkozy: Obama Is Weak

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Apr 172009
 


My how times have changed: The French President openly called the American President weak! I hate to say it but I like the French guy more than I like our guy. Oh what the hell… let’s call them french fries again!


The US President is weak, the Spanish leader is dim, the German Chancellor is clinging on to France’s coat-tails and the head of the European Commission is irrelevant.

That, at any rate, is the world according to President Sarkozy, who has spent the week airing his unvarnished opinions of Barack Obama and an array of international politicians — abruptly ending France’s honeymoon with the US and needling Washington on several strategic issues.

In the latest in a stream of accounts from the Élysée Palace, Mr Sarkozy was quoted yesterday as telling an all-party group of MPs that Mr Obama was inexperienced and indecisive. “Obama has a subtle mind, very clever and very charismatic,” the French President said. “But he was elected two months ago and had never run a ministry. There are a certain number of things on which he has no position. And he is not always up to standard on decision-making and efficiency.”

The US President had underperformed on climate change when they met, Mr Sarkozy said, according to an account of the MP’s session in the newspaper Libération. “I told him, ‘I don’t think that you have quite understood what we are doing on carbon dioxide’.”

Mr Sarkozy was apparently irked by media reports that Mr Obama had saved the day in London by persuading President Hu of China to reach a compromise with France over tax havens. Mr Sarkozy’s version is that he shamed Mr Obama into action, telling him: “You were elected to build a new world. Tax havens are the embodiment of the old world.”

Mr Sarkozy was also reported yesterday to have cracked a dubious joke about Europe’s “Obamamania”. According to L’Express news magazine, he mentioned Mr Obama’s planned visit to Normandy for the D-day anniversary in June, saying: “I am going to ask him to walk on the Channel, and he’ll do it.”

This jaundiced view of Mr Obama may have been prompted by the US President’s heartfelt welcome at the G20, Nato and EU summits. “The President is annoyed by what he sees as the naivety and the herd mentality of the media,” wrote Claude Askolovitch, a commentator close to the Élysée Palace.

The end of the short-lived Franco-American honeymoon also reflects a decision to swing France back towards its traditional role as counterbalance to US power, a shift that began with tension over the London economic summit. In the Élysée account Mr Sarkozy played the pivotal role as upholder of principle in the face of ineffectual US leadership. He had telephoned Gordon Brown on the eve of the summit and threatened not to turn up at all if the leaders refused his demand to name and shame tax havens, according to the leaks.

Although Mr Sarkozy has taken France back into full membership of the Nato alliance, over the past week he has picked various quarrels with Washington, demanding, for instance, a separate headquarters for a new European defence force — an idea opposed by Britain and the US. He has criticised Mr Obama for calling for Turkish membership of the EU.

Mr Sarkozy also turned his guns on his fellow Europeans. He told the assembled MPs that Spain’s Socialist Government had decided to stop advertising on state television — a year after he did the same for France. “You know who they cited as the example?” Mr Sarkozy asked.

When a Socialist MP interjected: “You can say a lot of things about [José Luis Rodriguez] Zapatero . . .” Mr Sarkozy retorted: “Perhaps he’s not very clever — but I know people who were very clever and who did not make the second round of the presidential election.” That was a reference to Lionel Jospin, the former French Socialist leader who was knocked out by Jean-Marie Le Pen in the 2002 race.

Mr Sarkozy said that Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, had come round to his side on the economy at the G20 summit only when she realised that the German economy was in trouble. She “did not have any other choice but to rally to my position”, he said. José Manuel Barroso, the Portuguese President of the Commission, was described as “totally absent” from the G20 discussions.

He did, however, go on to extol the virtues of his favourite fellow leader. “The important thing in democracy is to be re-elected. Look at Berlusconi. He has been re-elected three times,” Mr Sarkozy said.

He also seems to have adopted Mr Berlusconi’s idea of tact. The Italian Prime Minister, who referred to Mr Obama as “suntanned”, used the same adjective while touring a makeshift school in L’Aquila yesterday. He said to a black priest: “My compliments, you are very suntanned,” and told a black boy: “I wish I had as much time to lie in the sun as you do.”

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The Munsters: My Fair Munster – Unaired Pilot

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Apr 172009
 

Here is something interesting for every Munster fan. Three different versions of this episode were filmed. The first was filmed in 1963, and was only 15 minutes in length. It was filmed in color, and featured a slightly different cast. When this didn’t sell, CBS went back to the drawing board. A 2nd pilot was filmed in 1964, this time in black and white, and full length. The show sold, but “My Fair Munster” ended up not being the pilot episode (“Munster Masquerade” ended up being the pilot episode). CBS edited the episode to a little over 25 minutes, added a new theme song, and re-shot all scenes involving Eddie Munster (different makeup and everything). This is the episode before everything was changed.

This is a 15-minute Munsters pilot, made to sell the show to the networks. It’s extremely interesting for a couple reasons–one, it’s in color, and two, it has Joan Marshall as “Phoebe”, Herman’s wife (the name was later changed to “Lily”), and Nate “Happy” Derman as Eddie, Herman’s son. Part of the plot, which is purposefully incomplete here, was transformed into the season 1 opener, “Monster Masquerade”.

The first thing that any Munsters fan will note is the color. I love it, and seeing it made me wish that they’d done the whole series in color. I know what they were going for with the black & white and heavy shadows, of course, but for me, given the sets, costumes and make-up, the color works even better.

Phoebe has a Vampira look, and Vampira was inspired by the cartoons of Charles Addams, which became the basis of the sitcom “The Addams Family”, which first aired the same year as “The Munsters”, 1964. Morticia on “The Addams Family” also has the Vampira look, so it was probably a good idea that Phoebe was changed to Lily’s more Bride of Frankenstein appearance. That also may have made more sense given that Herman is the Frankenstein monster, but on the other hand, Grandpa is a vampire and Eddie is a werewolf, so it’s not as if Munster/monster DNA was the primary concern. On the other hand, how many easily recognizable female horror icons were there? Eddie is still a werewolf here, by the way, but played by an older, slightly campier actor.

The basic style and inter-character dynamics are already in place here, with a couple subtle differences that are worth noting, such as Grandpa almost biting Phoebe’s neck rather than her hand during the opening credits. All in all, I can easily see why CBS bought the show based on this pilot.

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Ever Wonder…

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Apr 172009
 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why “abbreviated” is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why you have to click on “Start” to stop Microsoft Windows?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don’t make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport “the terminal” if flying is so safe?